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The UK moves closer to the exit door - and Brexiters will be furious about it

Some commentators are saying the deal* signed today with the EU about sufficient progress should be viewed as a victory for Leavers. In fact I think it’s the opposite.

(*It's not a deal in the usual sense, it's merely a series of commitments the UK has made in return for the EU saying we can move on to next stage talks. The EU agreed to nothing concrete except to allow the next stage to happen. But anyway…)

David Davis produced this hilarious tweet early this morning: -



"Been a lot of work". First time for everything, eh Dave?

The red lines which Boris banged the desk about, as recently as yesterday and, incredibly, again today – money, borders, laws, control - all of these red lines have faded not to pink as Jacob Rees-Mogg suggests, but have vanished like the spray foam lines after a free-kick.

We are committing to paying the full EU budget payments up to at least the end of 2020 – current spending, future spending and ongoing commitments. This will outstrip the £50bn previously headlined, but will be spread over time – as it always would have been. The Brexter insistence on focussing on a lump sum figure has done them immense harm, to no practical end.

We've committed to no Hard Border in Northern Ireland and to maintain the Good Friday agreement, while “in the absence of agreed solutions” (so if the EU doesn’t agree with our solution - that), we’re maintaining full alignment with the EU - they've removed a crucial word "regulatory" from the text. Not only will this have reporters breathing a sigh of relief because "regulatory alignment" is a right mouthful, but it also means this will be broader than just regulation of goods & services. And crucially, the wording also states “no regulatory barriers develop between Northern Ireland and the rest of the United Kingdom” (we have the DUP tail to thank for that clause, wagging the Government dog). The UK will de facto stay in the Single Market and Customs Union with all the associated regulations, oversight, costs (and benefits) while saying we’re leaving.

The difference in the reaction to this news comes down to the difference in philosophy between Leavers and Remainers – Remainers are, I think, more pragmatic. Though we see Brexitr as a massively damaging & expensive ego trip and would like it stopped, we are where we are, so retaining as much access & benefit as we can is the important thing. Leavers are ideologues, insisting WE MUST LEAVE AT ALL COSTS. So in some senses this fudge works well – we kinda stay in the EU while saying we’ve left. Pretty much all the UK gets from Brexit is loss of a voice around many EU tables, and of course blue passports. Rejoice.

If you want to know whether this should be seen as a gain for the Leave or Remain camps, watch the next few days & see who gets more furious about it. Rees-Mogg and Farage will be incandescent (never a bad thing imo). There’ll be 100pt splash headlines about “betrayal” but this time aimed at the Prime Minister. Expect many an essay/job application from Boris, Gove & others over the weekend. Aaron Banks has already chipped in with this gem: -


In getting this agreement Theresa May has pretty much made herself useless to the Tory party from now on. She’s achieved as much as she practically can with this, and the Hard Brexiters won’t want her around for the next stage because they know under May the deal will come down to agreeing to whatever the EU demands. So they’ll want her out sharpish and to put one of their own in Number 10.

Conversely the problem Hard Brexiters have now is that even when they remove May, a No Deal Brexit is no longer possible – even for the maddest Hard Brexiter it’s inconceivable that the next stage talks could be held with any threat to resile from today’s agreement and walk away – the economy would crash instantly, and no foreign government would negotiate with a UK prepared to act in such bad faith. So we’re staying with rules & payments we have, whatever the Hard Brexiters would like.

This may be a move to the next stage of Leaving the EU – but it’s far from a victory for the Leave camp. Remainers are smiling.

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